froginakettle:

pullupnexttothefire:

dashbork:

time-traveling-fetus:

namen-omatter:

aceofsquiddles:

crumplelush:

unnonexistence:

ranger-truth:

heartsdesire456:

rosescentimental:

sorry but if your bed isn’t against at least one wall you’re not valid

I used to think this post was stupid because most people like both sides of the bed free but then I realized some psychopaths put their bed like this so not even the headboard is against a wall and this post is about these animals.

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A single person’s bed is generally against 2 walls, a couple’s bed is generally against 1 wall, and people with 0 walls have no fear of the dark/unseen with direct access to their head, and therefore cannot be human.

ok the bed just out in the middle of the room is bad but have you considered: only the footboard end against a wall

no i hadn’t. why would you put that image into my head?

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Okay, but how is this

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I’m at a loss for words

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This was the bed of Thomas Jefferson. 

STay out of my study unless you intend to have sex with me

(via unshrink)

fratricide:

me all 47 times ive watched gone girl when nick starts macking on his side piece in his sisters damn house when his WIFE is MISSING

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Originally posted by drownerrs

(via witchinghour)

yamanitos:

when your shift is over but the customer keeps talking

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(via jessicajones616)

nightwings:

the stuff some of y’all find problematic makes me wonder if y’all ever go outside and interact with actual people

(via yennefer)

mounchie:

makmccoy:

Why is this so relaxing

positive trigger

(via bob-belcher)

blu-thunder-bomb:

When you and your horse are dirty as hell and you spot a river.

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(via lunaloup)

deohsogay:

me: [considers coming out to someone]

them: [says something homophobic]

me:

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(via putasuciaa)

rhymeslikedymes:

This how much I ain’t fucking around this yr

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